Sing a song of sixpence

Oh. I get it. I'm a complete idiot. Rules aren't there for you to follow, Piper. Right. I should know better. I mean, IDs are required at the school for safety purposes, but it's perfectly alright for you to keep your ID and lanyard tucked in your pocket. Silly me, I misunderstood. When it said 'student IDs must be worn on a lanyard and around the neck at all times', they were joking. I see.

Wow. I'm so glad you've just enlightened me that it's okay not to follow some rules. That means laundry won't be done for a few weeks, and whyever should I cook? Feeding you is a silly rule, too! Hm.... are Christmas presents a rule, too? If they are, it's SILLY!

There's nothing as brilliant as a teenager, folks. We should all learn from them and all the experience they've had in the world.

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